The Dull Flame of Doubleheaders

I don't have much to write about this morning's win and this evening's loss.

However, à la Spy Magazine, I will present two lists, representing my feelings about today as a whole...

LIST 1:

• Moises Alou
  
• Willie Randolph
  
• Jose Reyes
  
• Pedro Feliciano
  
• Paul Lo Duca
  
• Marlon Anderson

LIST 2:

• El Duque
  
• Aaron Heilman
  
• Jesus Flores
  
• Ruben Gotay
  
• Carlos Delgado
  
• David Wright

Gut-wrenching, isn't it? I'll see you on another occasion, but for now, I implore you to read the italicized text below.

Crosstown Rivals is no longer sponsored by JustGreatTickets.com, which is now by no means your home for Chicago White Sox Tickets. We are, however, looking for a new sponsor. If you're interested, please email our director of advertising at undisneylike[at]mac[dot]com.